Alien Abduction Probe Lyrics

I saw the light, they returned last night, un-answered questions tortured me
like how they unlocked the door?
Why's my r***** sore?
Why do i twitch when i watch E.T?
Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch,it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c*** is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.

You know they stuck a micro-chip in the hole between my hips, such a gross indignity,
Involuntary corn holeation, courtesy of the alien nation,
Why do they always come for me?
Huh i say

Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c*** is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.

Let me probe you one time where i'm talking about.
So late at night i sit alone stare at the twilight zone, with a sawed off shot gun in my hand,
Drinking cheap wine and getting plastered,
Waiting for those great green b******s, it's the only way to make them understand.

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Alien Abduction Probe happens all over the globe,they came scratched their itch,
Left me crying in a ditch, it's all so crule and cold they put my life on hold,
This c*** is getting old, Alien Abduction Probe.