Well its hard to write a song
When your three-fourths gone
And Crazy Legs keeps pickin on my guitar
I try to clear my head
And reflect on what she said
But the only thing reflectin
Seems to be the bar
A shot of Bourbon
Never hurt no one
So I reckon two couldnt do no harm
Well I know my eyes are red
And Im a little bit underfed
But baby please believe me
That aint cause for no alarm
Chorus
Im pleased to meet you
My name is Lost and Lonely
Thats spelled with one L not two
And dont you think you
Could be my one and only
Baby just long enough
For me to make love to you
So tell me what do you see
Standin in front of thee
Oh yes I get poetic when Ive had a few
But Lord I swear its hard
When youve been dealt all your cards
And the only thing youve ever known
Youve done forgotten how to do
So lets pour another round
For dreams we never found
And laugh until the tears fall from our face
And when they finally send me home
I cant make that walk alone
Theres just too many memories,
Another time and place.
When your three-fourths gone
And Crazy Legs keeps pickin on my guitar
I try to clear my head
And reflect on what she said
But the only thing reflectin
Seems to be the bar
A shot of Bourbon
Never hurt no one
So I reckon two couldnt do no harm
Well I know my eyes are red
And Im a little bit underfed
But baby please believe me
That aint cause for no alarm
Chorus
Im pleased to meet you
My name is Lost and Lonely
Thats spelled with one L not two
And dont you think you
Could be my one and only
Baby just long enough
For me to make love to you
So tell me what do you see
Standin in front of thee
Oh yes I get poetic when Ive had a few
But Lord I swear its hard
When youve been dealt all your cards
And the only thing youve ever known
Youve done forgotten how to do
So lets pour another round
For dreams we never found
And laugh until the tears fall from our face
And when they finally send me home
I cant make that walk alone
Theres just too many memories,
Another time and place.