Oh so lonely security guard, he looks so mean from afar
but when you get up close you'll see
he could not hurt a flea
He stands there in the heat
looking straight down at at his feet
and with his hands and an old receipt
he makes a swan so real it breathes.
Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card
can make a cricket from a parking ticket
can make a bird from some thrown out words
But he cannot control this herd
'cause he does not look up when he should
He relies on the people's good
a big mistake in this neighborhood.
Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all
so I grabbed the first thing I saw
and walked right out the front door
But he had just made a paper sword
and threw me right down on the floor
And everyone standing near that store
witnessed a one-sided war.
Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar
but when you get up close you'll see
that he's no cup of tea.
but when you get up close you'll see
he could not hurt a flea
He stands there in the heat
looking straight down at at his feet
and with his hands and an old receipt
he makes a swan so real it breathes.
Oh so lonely security guard, can make you cry with a business card
can make a cricket from a parking ticket
can make a bird from some thrown out words
But he cannot control this herd
'cause he does not look up when he should
He relies on the people's good
a big mistake in this neighborhood.
Oh so lonely security guard, didn't notice me at all
so I grabbed the first thing I saw
and walked right out the front door
But he had just made a paper sword
and threw me right down on the floor
And everyone standing near that store
witnessed a one-sided war.
Origami Security guard, he looks so mean from afar
but when you get up close you'll see
that he's no cup of tea.