It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldnt tell you why
Ive been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
Hes been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
Hes been talking to mars but I think hes wacky
He says theyll come get him, come get him some day
He says where hes from is called albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldnt tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave
Or maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldnt tell you why
(repeat chorus)
This is mother bird calling baby bird
Baby bird come in, come in baby bird
For the love of pete come in!
This is baby bird...sorry I was watching court tv
Do you copy? do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
You wouldnt believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
Flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
Ive been sitting here too long thinkin about milwaukee
Ive been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
Im talking to mars you may think Im wacky
I know theyll come get me, come get me someday
I know theyll come get me and take me away
I know theyll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes
He comes from a place that nobody knows
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldnt tell you why
Ive been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
Hes been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
Hes been talking to mars but I think hes wacky
He says theyll come get him, come get him some day
He says where hes from is called albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldnt tell it from they way they behave
They run around in underwear and they never shave
Or maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe Im hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldnt tell you why
(repeat chorus)
This is mother bird calling baby bird
Baby bird come in, come in baby bird
For the love of pete come in!
This is baby bird...sorry I was watching court tv
Do you copy? do you copy?
Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color
You wouldnt believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
Flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
Ive been sitting here too long thinkin about milwaukee
Ive been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
Im talking to mars you may think Im wacky
I know theyll come get me, come get me someday
I know theyll come get me and take me away
I know theyll come get me, come get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today