He wears tall black boots
Has Porter Wagoner suits
Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong
Now his palace is a lot
On a rough, rocky top
And a bright red bobo on
He flies the red, white and blue
And I'm telling you
He knows how to honky tonk all night
When he pulls up in his truck
All the guys are out of luck
The girls know his reputation is fine
He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine
He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine
Now he's cool as a rule
He's nobody's fool
If there's a party
He's the first to be found
Don Juan D'Bubba
The hillbilly lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
He's a playboy true
And he pitches his woo
To a different girl every night
He's a practical joker
A smooth talkin' stroker
A real man if you want a fight
And when he gets on a roll
He puts on a show
Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen
He is fine and dandy
Handsome and handy
Bubba's in every country girl's dream
He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine
He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine
Now he's cool as a rule
Nobody's fool
Make him the man you don't want to be around
Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
Has Porter Wagoner suits
Got a four wheeler, that's all wrong
Now his palace is a lot
On a rough, rocky top
And a bright red bobo on
He flies the red, white and blue
And I'm telling you
He knows how to honky tonk all night
When he pulls up in his truck
All the guys are out of luck
The girls know his reputation is fine
He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine
He cooks squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine
Now he's cool as a rule
He's nobody's fool
If there's a party
He's the first to be found
Don Juan D'Bubba
The hillbilly lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
He's a playboy true
And he pitches his woo
To a different girl every night
He's a practical joker
A smooth talkin' stroker
A real man if you want a fight
And when he gets on a roll
He puts on a show
Barnum and Bailey ain't never seen
He is fine and dandy
Handsome and handy
Bubba's in every country girl's dream
He's Don Juan D'Bubba
He's got a Spanish mother
But his daddy worked in a coal mine
He cooks you squirrel hors d'oeuvres
And he only serves
The very cheapest supermarket wine
Now he's cool as a rule
Nobody's fool
Make him the man you don't want to be around
Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound
Don Juan D'Bubba
The legendary lover
Blue Ribbon country hound