Nerdfighterlike Lyrics

I'd seen your videos and I think they're so jokes
And now we're getting flirty with a couple Facebook pokes
I confess that I've adapted to your timezone
At least I don't have to watch Youtube alone
Even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
And nothing else

Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We could go on a date to the library
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

Over a romantic lunch, we'd blurb some lolbooks
Blenderize our meals while other tables give us dirty looks
Do a reading of "Pooh Gets Stuck" in my pants
If we could hang out IRL, I'd do my happy dance
Even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
...Maybe something else
Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
Won't you stay up all night on Skype with me?
We'd slow dance to music that's royalty free
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me

Even though tonight I've got
A date with my bookshelf
I'd much rather touch and hug you
...And something else

Won't you be in nerdfighterlike with me?
Too bad you don't live anywhere near me