Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Elevate!
Unemployments rising in the Chigley end of town
And it's speading like pneumonia; doesn't look like going down
There's trouble at the fire station; someone's had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with C.S gas, they're gonna be out late
We've had Cant conformers in since 1966
And now subversions in the air in the shape of flying bricks!
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We'll overthrow the surgery and kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists will storm the market square
And make plans to a**asinate our autocratic mayor
Windy Militant rages past with corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Elevate!
Unemployments rising in the Chigley end of town
And it's speading like pneumonia; doesn't look like going down
There's trouble at the fire station; someone's had the sack
And the lads are going to launch a scheme to get rid of Captain Flack
Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate
And arm themselves with C.S gas, they're gonna be out late
We've had Cant conformers in since 1966
And now subversions in the air in the shape of flying bricks!
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight
All this aristocracy has really got to stop
We'll overthrow the surgery and kidnap Doctor Mop
And Chigley Militant Socialists will storm the market square
And make plans to a**asinate our autocratic mayor
Windy Militant rages past with corn grinders to war
With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door
But Snorty and the boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew
Whereupon they bring about a military coup
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight
Someone get a message through to Captain Snort
That they better start a**embling the boys from the fort
And keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight cause there's gonna be riot down in Trumpton tonight