Our Ted it has to be said
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it
And you'll pose when all the street knows
It's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings
Scoff and howl at yuletide warnings
Insulation for the nation
That's the one for me
No draft cause that would be daft
A feather acknowledges Newton
And a ball and chain let loose on the pain
Can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season
Fit the best it stands to reason
No complaing when it's raining
Thanks to Mr Moult (way-hey)
Produces proof beyond us
Rain, shine or gale force nine
His frames remain intact
Helicopters in my garden
Bringing wind (I beg your pardon)
Double glazing is amazing
Don't you all agree?
No fears they'll last you for years
Our statistics prove it
And you'll pose when all the street knows
It's you who sets the pace
On the cold and frosty mornings
Scoff and howl at yuletide warnings
Insulation for the nation
That's the one for me
No draft cause that would be daft
A feather acknowledges Newton
And a ball and chain let loose on the pain
Can only smash your nerves
In the hibernating season
Fit the best it stands to reason
No complaing when it's raining
Thanks to Mr Moult (way-hey)