Blue Badge Abuser Lyrics

A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
A ne'er-do-well of the highest accord
I've got the supermarket sympathy vote
I've got a ten year old doctor's note
Cause I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
I'm a blue, blue badge abuser

I park up in the pouring rain
The s***e was empty, who's to complain?
And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op
And sprint wilfully off to the shop
Cause I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
I'm a blue, blue badge abuser

Fetch my stick, Margaret!

I used to favour justice and truth
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
One day I know I'll have to face his wrath
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath
Cause I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
I'm a blue, blue badge abuser
Blue badge abuser