[Verse 1]
You got a little d***
And m***********, I don't think I can cope with it
That s***, goddam
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that's big and strong
'Cause I like to f*** it once the d***'s in sight
But the d*** is so little, kind of gave me a fright
You a ran a game on what you can do
Well that's your s***, I'm embarrassed for you
See s*** like that can get your a** smoked
'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your d***
Size twelve, size nine, no under six
Come on with it, and try and tell the truth
There's a b**** that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice
Any b**** will tell you, a big d*** sure feel nice
I'll take it five one, or six foot six
But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny d***
Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little d***
[Chorus]
Little d***, who do you think you are?
Little d***, you're not going to get very far
Little d***, I won't ride in your car
Little d***, just who do you think you are?
[Verse 2]
You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show
Lying about how you done f***** a hoe
n**** please, I didn't give you any
The d*** is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it's wrong to put you on the spot
But your d*** is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that's not all
Your a** is lacking one of them b****
Now I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a very small swipe
Bragging about all the ends you're getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new d***
Don't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not alone
There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little b****
They got all their b****** hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The b**** want to go, 'cause there ain't no d*** head
Snorting base or smoking happy stick
A b**** don't want a brother with an itty bitty d***
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
f*** a little d***, coming straight from my heart
The s*** is so little, does it really get hard?
Your d*** to me is like a goddam joke
Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope
It's like magic, you got a little d***
Not the Johnson, he's having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one
I'll play with your mind, boy, your d*** is like a toy
Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle
Little like that, is how you stand
A much bigger d*** is now in demand
Calling all d***s from across the world
Contact the hoe, call me Babygirl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big d***
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
Those are words that you can't get with
Face the fact: you've got a little d***
[Chorus]
You got a little d***
And m***********, I don't think I can cope with it
That s***, goddam
I'm not the one that you can come on
I need a man with muscle that's big and strong
'Cause I like to f*** it once the d***'s in sight
But the d*** is so little, kind of gave me a fright
You a ran a game on what you can do
Well that's your s***, I'm embarrassed for you
See s*** like that can get your a** smoked
'Cause you're crying and lying about the size of your d***
Size twelve, size nine, no under six
Come on with it, and try and tell the truth
There's a b**** that can help you, her name is Dr. Ruth
You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice
Any b**** will tell you, a big d*** sure feel nice
I'll take it five one, or six foot six
But you gets none coming with your teeny weeny d***
Blind, crippled or crazy, I'll take them eight to eighty
Every day, a brand new pick
But you can't get nowhere, 'cause you got a Little d***
[Chorus]
Little d***, who do you think you are?
Little d***, you're not going to get very far
Little d***, I won't ride in your car
Little d***, just who do you think you are?
[Verse 2]
You even went on Geraldo and Oprah Winfrey show
Lying about how you done f***** a hoe
n**** please, I didn't give you any
The d*** is too short and had the nerve to be skinny
I know it's wrong to put you on the spot
But your d*** is the size of a microdot
And that's small, but that's not all
Your a** is lacking one of them b****
Now I know it's just a stereotype
Because you're a black man with a very small swipe
Bragging about all the ends you're getting with
You need to go out and buy a brand new d***
Don't feel bad, 'cause I know you're not alone
There's a lot of brothers perpetrating with a little b****
They got all their b****** hanging on their arms
Filling their ears with too much charm
But then they get them home and throw them in the bed
The b**** want to go, 'cause there ain't no d*** head
Snorting base or smoking happy stick
A b**** don't want a brother with an itty bitty d***
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
f*** a little d***, coming straight from my heart
The s*** is so little, does it really get hard?
Your d*** to me is like a goddam joke
Leave it alone boy, it ain't no hope
It's like magic, you got a little d***
Not the Johnson, he's having big fun
Like Michael Jordan, he's got a big one
I'll play with your mind, boy, your d*** is like a toy
Like a Weeble that wobbles, like a nipple on a bottle
Little like that, is how you stand
A much bigger d*** is now in demand
Calling all d***s from across the world
Contact the hoe, call me Babygirl
Interviews begin at half past six
First requirement is a very big d***
Long to the bone, ready to ram
Slam, bam, thank you ma'am
Those are words that you can't get with
Face the fact: you've got a little d***
[Chorus]