The Salaminizer Lyrics

Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the f****** microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a s*** but I don't give a f***!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a c**-wad.
I need a mother-f****** suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna f****** f*** me? I'll f*** you!
This is your a**, and I'm in it.
My man s**y will f*** you up in a minuet.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll f*** your a** till its rimless!
[Chorus:]
Oh! You humans always screaming!
Oh! As you suckle on my s****!
Oh! And the s*** is always steamin'
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
Give unto give unto give unto give unto
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
Back on the road, its no lie....
Stupid f****** humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage.
[Repeat Chorus]