Little Flopsy flaps around.
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind c***py clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-d*** sandwich porcu-b*** pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...
He flaps on up and flaps on down.
He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind c***py clown.
Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,
Flopsy baby your going to take a nap
Birdies know
Rivers flow
Doggy always go
Your playin' pocket pool (that's right) pocket everyday
When you got the pool in pocket it's always that way
Pig-d*** sandwich porcu-b*** pie
Slup it up with yer black eye bride
Got them Rocky Mountain oysters on the side...