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Lucky the Donkey Lyrics

My mother f***** a donkey
down in Mexico
she had treinta margaritas
treinta years ago
her purse had just been stolen
she rad to make some cash
for fifty thousand pesos
the donkey f***** her a**
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
human-donkey fornication
her taco is the destination

It soon became apparent
it wasn't for the dough
a genuine fiesta -
at the donkey show
the crowd would shout "ole!"
as she nibbled on his sack
they never had a patron
demand their money back
A real freak show in the pit
the donkey's f****** my moms t***
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero

The donkey's name was Lucky
oh, boy, he loved to f***
he'd get so d*** excited
he'd kick and make you duck
if you want to be star
it's easy to be famous
just pull down your pants
let lucky f*** your a***
I'm so ashamed it makes me sick
my mothers box was his salt lick
acting like a true ranchero
dancing around a big sombrero

Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
Lucky, the luckiest donkey
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