See him serve at the Queen Vic.
Cropped hair, evil stare, done time in nick
See him serve in a Ben Sherman shirt
f*** with him and you'll get hurt
... And you'll get hurt (2x)
Chorus:
When will you learn - He's the boss
He'll f*** you up, don't give a toss
Step out of line, he'll smack your chops
Phil and Grant, school of hard knocks
Sharon is always on his back,
She serves the beers, she gets a slap
Tells his missus, he's off out
She asks him where she'll get a clout
... To get a clout (2x)
Chorus
Chorus
A nutter called Dougie tried it on
I think you'll find out he's f***** off and gone
He's done his time, he used his nod
You f*** with him, you'll pray to God
... You'll pray to God (2x)
Chorus
Cropped hair, evil stare, done time in nick
See him serve in a Ben Sherman shirt
f*** with him and you'll get hurt
... And you'll get hurt (2x)
Chorus:
When will you learn - He's the boss
He'll f*** you up, don't give a toss
Step out of line, he'll smack your chops
Phil and Grant, school of hard knocks
Sharon is always on his back,
She serves the beers, she gets a slap
Tells his missus, he's off out
She asks him where she'll get a clout
... To get a clout (2x)
Chorus
Chorus
A nutter called Dougie tried it on
I think you'll find out he's f***** off and gone
He's done his time, he used his nod
You f*** with him, you'll pray to God
... You'll pray to God (2x)
Chorus