Legs Are Spreading Lyrics

He's been watching too much p***
and she's still young and yet more h****
it just seems there is no turning back
tongues come out and legs are spreading
well before a catholic wedding
wish it all just could be said and done

though she's your little sister
I will not keep the distance down
cos there's no single sucker
who wouldn't try to f*** her now
thought I wouldn't go to Riga
not until my c*** gets bigger t
hough it's not difficult to figure out if

tongues come out and legs are spreading
well before a catholic wedding
even priests get hard without a doubt
well she's your little sister
but I'm not keeping distance down
cos there's no single sucker
who wouldn't try to f*** her now