MGM Grand Lyrics

we went to reno when I was a kid
we saw a lion with closed eyelids
it was an MGM
it was an MGM
it was ridiculous, we felt so sorry for him
it was an MGM
it was an MGM
my dad got teary-eyed in front of his new girlfriend
we grabbed the lion
the place went nuts
we took him up the elevator till we were high enough
it was an MGM
it was an MGM
it was ridiculous, we felt so sorry for him
it was an MGM
it was an MGM
it was a grandest show we threw him off the patio
yeah and tule fog were spinning in the air
it makes it so you can't see s*** and it'll frost your hair
it was an MGM
it was an MGM
it was ridiculous, we felt so sorry for him
it was an MGM
his eyes were not open
if he'd survived the fall my dad would have killed him