[Thor] It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh
w****s and s**** and c****men only felt its painful wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint
But that's all changed now through the wonders of modern science
It spreads through coughs and sneezes from doctors to their clients
The dreaded air herpes will sear your nob until you reek of pus and bile
[Thor and Darren] The smell of all the c*** rot soars and spreads for yards and miles
[Thor] The dreaded air herpes will solve all the worlds problems
They will kill off the weak, we can blame it on Obama
The smell of oozing lesions and Valtrex fills the air
[Darren] This floating death disease will f*** you up, I don't f****** care
[Thor] Genetically altered herpes created in a lab by nerds with beakers
They sprouted wings like insects and tiny claws with f****** pinchers
[Darren] The swarms are thick and black and move real fast and loudly screech
[Thor and Darren] Run for your life I see the herpes flying down the beach!
[Dialog]
[Will]: Hey man, what'd that guy say?
[Justin]: He said the dreaded air herpes, man!
[Thor]: Ah s***!
[Thor] They'll fly into your clothes and claw their way into your junk
You'll stink so bad you'll think that you just screwed a f****** skunk
You scream and shake and flop around like an old and dying moth
The only way to save yourself is to just saw off your c***
It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh
w****s and s**** and c****men all felt its painful wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint
f***!
w****s and s**** and c****men only felt its painful wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint
But that's all changed now through the wonders of modern science
It spreads through coughs and sneezes from doctors to their clients
The dreaded air herpes will sear your nob until you reek of pus and bile
[Thor and Darren] The smell of all the c*** rot soars and spreads for yards and miles
[Thor] The dreaded air herpes will solve all the worlds problems
They will kill off the weak, we can blame it on Obama
The smell of oozing lesions and Valtrex fills the air
[Darren] This floating death disease will f*** you up, I don't f****** care
[Thor] Genetically altered herpes created in a lab by nerds with beakers
They sprouted wings like insects and tiny claws with f****** pinchers
[Darren] The swarms are thick and black and move real fast and loudly screech
[Thor and Darren] Run for your life I see the herpes flying down the beach!
[Dialog]
[Will]: Hey man, what'd that guy say?
[Justin]: He said the dreaded air herpes, man!
[Thor]: Ah s***!
[Thor] They'll fly into your clothes and claw their way into your junk
You'll stink so bad you'll think that you just screwed a f****** skunk
You scream and shake and flop around like an old and dying moth
The only way to save yourself is to just saw off your c***
It used to be reserved for the offenders of the flesh
w****s and s**** and c****men all felt its painful wrath
Five seconds of fun is all it took for your junk to bleed and ooze
Like a zombies face covered in mace or a hookers ravaged taint
f***!