Big t*** & Zombie Flicks Lyrics

I don't like all that romantic bullshit
Indie film tear-jerkers are something I can't dig
But I love shock horror, the freaks that stalk the night
The masterwork of Romero, spraying jugulars and heads that fly
We like big t***!
And zombie flicks!
we like big t***!
and zombie flicks!

We don't like prissy t***s, that think they're all the s***
They thumb their c***y noses, at everything I dig.
But we love big jugs, so if you have them hold them up
Holy s*** I feel sick, I think my c*** threw up.
We like big t***!
And zombie flicks!
we like big t***!
and zombie flicks!

Something awesome happened, while watching Dawn of the Dead
The door began to shake, the floor began to groove
That's when the door burst from its seams
There she stood, our undead queen
That's when we all fell to our knees
In worship of her triple D's