Well I'm just a fluffy little poodle doggy
I'm sitting here at the pound
Hoping folks will come adopt me
So my home can be found
So I sit and stay as best I can
When someone comes to pick
And when a man finally comes to take me home
I realize it's Michael Vick
And I'm wondering...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been
I'm just a little baby cotton plant
Oh, you know how it its
You drink some rain, take in some sun
For photosynthesis
They harvest you and ain't it cool
I get to be some pants
But I got the blues when I was introduced
To somebody's big old...
And I'm thinking...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been
Well you know it's no big deal
If someone b**ps your arm or leg
But things change in a hurry
When that guy is Larry Craig
I'm an old retired salesman
I'm on my vacation trip
Got me a big casino suite
Here on the Vegas strip
You can call a dude and order food
They'll bring it right on in
So I hear the door, but oh good Lord
In walks OJ Simpson
And I'm thinking...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been
I'm sitting here at the pound
Hoping folks will come adopt me
So my home can be found
So I sit and stay as best I can
When someone comes to pick
And when a man finally comes to take me home
I realize it's Michael Vick
And I'm wondering...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been
I'm just a little baby cotton plant
Oh, you know how it its
You drink some rain, take in some sun
For photosynthesis
They harvest you and ain't it cool
I get to be some pants
But I got the blues when I was introduced
To somebody's big old...
And I'm thinking...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been
Well you know it's no big deal
If someone b**ps your arm or leg
But things change in a hurry
When that guy is Larry Craig
I'm an old retired salesman
I'm on my vacation trip
Got me a big casino suite
Here on the Vegas strip
You can call a dude and order food
They'll bring it right on in
So I hear the door, but oh good Lord
In walks OJ Simpson
And I'm thinking...
Oh what a day it's been
Oh what a day it's been