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Two Percent Milk Lyrics

Wake up in the morning and my stomach is bare

I get up out of bed and I head downstairs
Grab a bowl and a spoon and some cereal to fill it

Yo Remz, we outta milk

What?

I drop bombs in the car, gotta get to the store

Cuz we all up out of milk, we gotta get some more

I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill

I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk

c**e, Gatorade, purple stuff, Sunny D

But the two percent milk's the only stuff I see

Buy up all their milk, and a box of Lucky Charms

Two percent makes me wish I had more arms

But I think skim milk tastes the best
Why don't you try some Aquafina, fool, it costs less

Two percent goes well with all kinds of grub

I drink that stuff so much that I keep it in my tub

Yo my name's Habib, and no I'm not a creep

But I'm just here to tell you that I like to drink haleeb

I like a cup of D milk, man it's the best

But not the vitamin, I'm talking about Pam's chest

My two percent has got the hoes hollerin'
They don't know I'm lactose intolerant

I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill

I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk.

Never let the beer or liquor up in my grill

When I'm in the club, I got a forty of milk

It does a body good, and the ladies say "Wow!"

Two percent's so good, I drink it straight from the cow

You should try some soy milk, Remz, soy's the rage

Are you kidding? I'd rather be Mark Foley's page

You never mix the 'Charms with a cup of soy juice

You pour yourself a bowl, then you drop in the deuce
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