Wake up in the morning and my stomach is bare
I get up out of bed and I head downstairs
Grab a bowl and a spoon and some cereal to fill it
Yo Remz, we outta milk
What?
I drop bombs in the car, gotta get to the store
Cuz we all up out of milk, we gotta get some more
I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill
I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk
c**e, Gatorade, purple stuff, Sunny D
But the two percent milk's the only stuff I see
Buy up all their milk, and a box of Lucky Charms
Two percent makes me wish I had more arms
But I think skim milk tastes the best
Why don't you try some Aquafina, fool, it costs less
Two percent goes well with all kinds of grub
I drink that stuff so much that I keep it in my tub
Yo my name's Habib, and no I'm not a creep
But I'm just here to tell you that I like to drink haleeb
I like a cup of D milk, man it's the best
But not the vitamin, I'm talking about Pam's chest
My two percent has got the hoes hollerin'
They don't know I'm lactose intolerant
I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill
I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk.
Never let the beer or liquor up in my grill
When I'm in the club, I got a forty of milk
It does a body good, and the ladies say "Wow!"
Two percent's so good, I drink it straight from the cow
You should try some soy milk, Remz, soy's the rage
Are you kidding? I'd rather be Mark Foley's page
You never mix the 'Charms with a cup of soy juice
You pour yourself a bowl, then you drop in the deuce
I get up out of bed and I head downstairs
Grab a bowl and a spoon and some cereal to fill it
Yo Remz, we outta milk
What?
I drop bombs in the car, gotta get to the store
Cuz we all up out of milk, we gotta get some more
I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill
I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk
c**e, Gatorade, purple stuff, Sunny D
But the two percent milk's the only stuff I see
Buy up all their milk, and a box of Lucky Charms
Two percent makes me wish I had more arms
But I think skim milk tastes the best
Why don't you try some Aquafina, fool, it costs less
Two percent goes well with all kinds of grub
I drink that stuff so much that I keep it in my tub
Yo my name's Habib, and no I'm not a creep
But I'm just here to tell you that I like to drink haleeb
I like a cup of D milk, man it's the best
But not the vitamin, I'm talking about Pam's chest
My two percent has got the hoes hollerin'
They don't know I'm lactose intolerant
I'm addicted to the liquid, man it's like a pill
I got an udder-lovin' craving for some two percent milk.
Never let the beer or liquor up in my grill
When I'm in the club, I got a forty of milk
It does a body good, and the ladies say "Wow!"
Two percent's so good, I drink it straight from the cow
You should try some soy milk, Remz, soy's the rage
Are you kidding? I'd rather be Mark Foley's page
You never mix the 'Charms with a cup of soy juice
You pour yourself a bowl, then you drop in the deuce