Well it's that time of year, time for making a team
Time for dippin' in the dip and then be scrapin it clean
You don't even own a rap album, you're a hater, you mean?
I got more 50 Cent than a newspaper machine
Well it's fantasy football, and Manning be took y'all
But I got me the next highest pick
It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog
And if you don't believe me, ask Michael Vick
Well we're all online and we be drafting, G
Have a peak at my fantasy magazine
Hey the 'zine ain't supreme, I got stats n' sheets
I ain't tradin' LaDanian, so quit asking me
People want my third pick but I ain't having that
Because you know I gotta take Mike Vanderjagt
Yo, what's the deal, Remz? Another pick from Buffalo?
Yeah, I'm picking up more bills than Pacman Jones
Rounds winding down, I'm finding out
I'm gonna need another wide out, so I'm whining now
Folks on the clock, Colts on the block
Can't tell if Randle El is da bomb or not
Head-to-head league with me? Boy, you're playing with fire
Because I am the king of the waiver wire
Picked up Jones-Drew before he ever got a run
And I cut Tank Johnson 'fore he ever bought a gun
I know the matchups man, and they ain't hard to pick
Never hear me say "man, I should've started him."
Don't need no expert picks, that's appalling, see
Sunday morning Ron Jaworski be calling me
My war room setup cannot be bested
Checking out the 'net to see who got arrested
My players play even if they're sore or not
I don't cheer for teams, I just hope they score a lot
Well my starting five'll make you start to cry
And I'll beat you even if my starters got a bye
Picking up top players even in the late rounds
Got more sleepers here than the Heaven's Gate house
Try to trade with me, I'm gonna clean you out
Take your top running back and the mortgage to your house
Think I'm gonna play nice? Well then you don't know me
See you in Week 16, I'll be the one with the trophy.
Time for dippin' in the dip and then be scrapin it clean
You don't even own a rap album, you're a hater, you mean?
I got more 50 Cent than a newspaper machine
Well it's fantasy football, and Manning be took y'all
But I got me the next highest pick
It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog
And if you don't believe me, ask Michael Vick
Well we're all online and we be drafting, G
Have a peak at my fantasy magazine
Hey the 'zine ain't supreme, I got stats n' sheets
I ain't tradin' LaDanian, so quit asking me
People want my third pick but I ain't having that
Because you know I gotta take Mike Vanderjagt
Yo, what's the deal, Remz? Another pick from Buffalo?
Yeah, I'm picking up more bills than Pacman Jones
Rounds winding down, I'm finding out
I'm gonna need another wide out, so I'm whining now
Folks on the clock, Colts on the block
Can't tell if Randle El is da bomb or not
Head-to-head league with me? Boy, you're playing with fire
Because I am the king of the waiver wire
Picked up Jones-Drew before he ever got a run
And I cut Tank Johnson 'fore he ever bought a gun
I know the matchups man, and they ain't hard to pick
Never hear me say "man, I should've started him."
Don't need no expert picks, that's appalling, see
Sunday morning Ron Jaworski be calling me
My war room setup cannot be bested
Checking out the 'net to see who got arrested
My players play even if they're sore or not
I don't cheer for teams, I just hope they score a lot
Well my starting five'll make you start to cry
And I'll beat you even if my starters got a bye
Picking up top players even in the late rounds
Got more sleepers here than the Heaven's Gate house
Try to trade with me, I'm gonna clean you out
Take your top running back and the mortgage to your house
Think I'm gonna play nice? Well then you don't know me
See you in Week 16, I'll be the one with the trophy.