Early 90's where you'll find me
in this happenstance
I'd been adding and subtracting
in Mrs. Zankman's class
I was beat in kickball, weak
You should've seen me, I whiffed
Now it's the weekend we can
sit and watch some TGIF
But Full House didn't make me laugh at all
it made me cry
Because they played the episode
where Papuli died
And Family Matters didn't matter
wasn't worth the chance
Because I couldn't figure how
to do the Urkel dance
So I call to order a pizza
Heck, maybe even a pair
Frenchy with a headset...
Can I take your order?
You sound familiar...can you get me
two with everything please?
Anything else, monsieur?
Yeah, how 'bout some extra cheese.
Better get a better cheddar shredder
Spread it away
A plate of food or maybe gouda, man
Let's get it today
Throw a party with havarti
Mozzarella and brie
Sitting next to me?
Man, that's extra cheese
Since that weekend, I've been eating fast
I'm rushing to breathe
Squeezing cheese out of a can
when I'm brushing my teeth
Now I'm a cheese-loving fellow
Feel nothing mellow
You bought Jell-o? Nah, there's cheese in there
Hello!
Yo, you want some cocaine?
Twenty dollars, yo.
The only white lines I'm putting
in my face are Polly-O
I don't do drugs, it's because
Eating cheese is better
Done replaced my 16's
with Wisconsin cheddar
You want cheese with your cracker?
Man, I want cracker with my cheese.
And if I need something spreadable, I...
Hey...who took the brie?
Arete. Collaborate and listen
Frenchy here with a French invention
Une chose. Pas voudrais? C'est dommage...
Hit you in the face w/ some French French frommage
You dropped the beat, what you stop for?
I was on the floor with a piece of roquefort
Je m'appelle! Je m'appelle! La discotheque is fun!
It's pretty clear Remy didn't get past French I...
I'm a smarter guy now, don't lament me fool
From the cheese-free days of elementary school
Now when I order pizza
I need the cheese like a mouse
I'm eating blocks round the clock
Kraft Singles shingle my house
So when I have a bad day
Man, I know what I need
I keep doing what I'm doing
But with extra cheese
Better get a better cheddar shredder
Spread it away
A plate of food or maybe gouda, man
Let's get it today
Throw a party with havarti
Mozzarella and brie
Sitting next to me?
Man, that's extra cheese
Parmeseana and ricotta
Got the cottage and cream
Little limberger on my burger
Feta all on the greens
Asiago and romano
Gorganzola and brie
What you gettin, G?
How 'bout some extra cheese
in this happenstance
I'd been adding and subtracting
in Mrs. Zankman's class
I was beat in kickball, weak
You should've seen me, I whiffed
Now it's the weekend we can
sit and watch some TGIF
But Full House didn't make me laugh at all
it made me cry
Because they played the episode
where Papuli died
And Family Matters didn't matter
wasn't worth the chance
Because I couldn't figure how
to do the Urkel dance
So I call to order a pizza
Heck, maybe even a pair
Frenchy with a headset...
Can I take your order?
You sound familiar...can you get me
two with everything please?
Anything else, monsieur?
Yeah, how 'bout some extra cheese.
Better get a better cheddar shredder
Spread it away
A plate of food or maybe gouda, man
Let's get it today
Throw a party with havarti
Mozzarella and brie
Sitting next to me?
Man, that's extra cheese
Since that weekend, I've been eating fast
I'm rushing to breathe
Squeezing cheese out of a can
when I'm brushing my teeth
Now I'm a cheese-loving fellow
Feel nothing mellow
You bought Jell-o? Nah, there's cheese in there
Hello!
Yo, you want some cocaine?
Twenty dollars, yo.
The only white lines I'm putting
in my face are Polly-O
I don't do drugs, it's because
Eating cheese is better
Done replaced my 16's
with Wisconsin cheddar
You want cheese with your cracker?
Man, I want cracker with my cheese.
And if I need something spreadable, I...
Hey...who took the brie?
Arete. Collaborate and listen
Frenchy here with a French invention
Une chose. Pas voudrais? C'est dommage...
Hit you in the face w/ some French French frommage
You dropped the beat, what you stop for?
I was on the floor with a piece of roquefort
Je m'appelle! Je m'appelle! La discotheque is fun!
It's pretty clear Remy didn't get past French I...
I'm a smarter guy now, don't lament me fool
From the cheese-free days of elementary school
Now when I order pizza
I need the cheese like a mouse
I'm eating blocks round the clock
Kraft Singles shingle my house
So when I have a bad day
Man, I know what I need
I keep doing what I'm doing
But with extra cheese
Better get a better cheddar shredder
Spread it away
A plate of food or maybe gouda, man
Let's get it today
Throw a party with havarti
Mozzarella and brie
Sitting next to me?
Man, that's extra cheese
Parmeseana and ricotta
Got the cottage and cream
Little limberger on my burger
Feta all on the greens
Asiago and romano
Gorganzola and brie
What you gettin, G?
How 'bout some extra cheese