I Am Europe (Djedjotronic remix) Lyrics

Who am I?

I am Europe
I'm a dog shaped ashtray

I'm a shrugging moustache wearing a speedo tuxedo

I'm a movie with no plot, written in the back seat of a p*** powered taxi

I'm an imperial armpit, sweating Chianti

I'm a toilet with no seat, flushing tradition down
I'm socialist lingerie

I'm diplomatic techno

I'm gay pastry and racist cappuccino

I'm an army on holiday in a guillotine museum

I'm a painting made of hair, on a nudist beach, eating McDonald's
I'm a novel far too long

I'm a sentimental song

I'm a yellow tooth waltzing with wrap around shades on

Who am I?

I am Europe