Me Vs. Toilet Paper / Gandhi Vs. Heston Lyrics

I just went to bathroom
and when I wanted to wipe my a**
I realized that toilet paper
was stuck in my a**
if I want to take it out
with my hands it will smell like s***
but if I try with something else
I might injure my a**

so please what should I do?
has anyone experience
with this situation too?

P.S.: the girl with paper in her a**
Heston's an a******
pumping up the shotgun
Heston's an a******
American dream
I never had this thing for supreme

Charlton's a b*******
blah blah la-la-la-la
I never had this thing for supreme
get out of my face!
back to the planet of apes
I never had this thing for supreme

say goodbye so long
and stay where you belong
cause I never had this thing for supreme
I never had this thing for supreme

I never had this thing for supreme
I never had this thing for supreme