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Eggsy
Back then I say a few years ago,
I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow,
When it started it was all just a laugh,
Smoking spliffs in the toilet, or bongs in the bath,
As time went by I carried on toking,
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking,
I didn’t mind but then I didn’t even check,
Smoking too much weed has left my body a wreck,
Can’t say out loud but there’s something going on,
I've grown t***, after smoking my bong,
Adam
When I'm lighting my bong,
Or smoking a cone,
I don’t want to worry about my chromosones
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Xain
This is the message: weed tokers out there beware,
Your dealer just don’t care,
Take a step back, listen to what I say,
GM weed f*****’ up your DNA,
The truth about this weed really is a shocker,
Smoked half an ounce now I look like Hayley Cropper,
So you've been warned, take f***** heed,
Of this chemically enhanced, icky sticky weed.
Adam
GM weed start the metamorphosis,
I might grow t***, now you're taking the p***,
Putting chemically enhanced weed in your spliffs,
Now you needs v***** to get me a stiffs,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Maggot
Oh s*** my w**** is a f****,
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny,
I start to panic, this wasn't just a rash,
My b******s turning into a f****** gash,
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done,
I smoked the weed and the changes began,
And this weed's affecting the missus,
She's got a tash and she's standing up when she p*****.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Xain
Smoking weed can suppress your agression,
Some people say it can cause depression,
Here's a lesson,
With sticky weed don't be messin',
Maybe you should just stick to resin...?
Back to hot rocks, and burning your tracky,
But you don't wanna get t*** off this GM waccy-backy,
Smoke it bpa,
You'll need a training bra,
Just for now i'm smoking soap bar!!!!
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy,
HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Xain
Yeah, My misses loves em man.
Eggsy
Seriously, you can open and close it like a letter box.
Maggot
My bits have changed! My b**** have shrivelled up like tomatoes in the sun.
Xain
Seeeeeeeerious!
Eggsy
They called it a ... in the clinic and started laughing.
Xain
Yeah serious man, im gonna get of the icky sticky and get back on the soap bar..... tommorrow, just one more night spa...
Eggsy
Back then I say a few years ago,
I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow,
When it started it was all just a laugh,
Smoking spliffs in the toilet, or bongs in the bath,
As time went by I carried on toking,
Like Howard Marks, but doing more choking,
I didn’t mind but then I didn’t even check,
Smoking too much weed has left my body a wreck,
Can’t say out loud but there’s something going on,
I've grown t***, after smoking my bong,
Adam
When I'm lighting my bong,
Or smoking a cone,
I don’t want to worry about my chromosones
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Xain
This is the message: weed tokers out there beware,
Your dealer just don’t care,
Take a step back, listen to what I say,
GM weed f*****’ up your DNA,
The truth about this weed really is a shocker,
Smoked half an ounce now I look like Hayley Cropper,
So you've been warned, take f***** heed,
Of this chemically enhanced, icky sticky weed.
Adam
GM weed start the metamorphosis,
I might grow t***, now you're taking the p***,
Putting chemically enhanced weed in your spliffs,
Now you needs v***** to get me a stiffs,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Maggot
Oh s*** my w**** is a f****,
Take a step back I'm turning into a tranny,
I start to panic, this wasn't just a rash,
My b******s turning into a f****** gash,
Seen the doctor, nothing could be done,
I smoked the weed and the changes began,
And this weed's affecting the missus,
She's got a tash and she's standing up when she p*****.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Xain
Smoking weed can suppress your agression,
Some people say it can cause depression,
Here's a lesson,
With sticky weed don't be messin',
Maybe you should just stick to resin...?
Back to hot rocks, and burning your tracky,
But you don't wanna get t*** off this GM waccy-backy,
Smoke it bpa,
You'll need a training bra,
Just for now i'm smoking soap bar!!!!
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy,
HRT, HRT Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed,
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Hormone replacement, that’s what I need, I started to grow t*** after smoking too much weed.
Xain
Yeah, My misses loves em man.
Eggsy
Seriously, you can open and close it like a letter box.
Maggot
My bits have changed! My b**** have shrivelled up like tomatoes in the sun.
Xain
Seeeeeeeerious!
Eggsy
They called it a ... in the clinic and started laughing.
Xain
Yeah serious man, im gonna get of the icky sticky and get back on the soap bar..... tommorrow, just one more night spa...