Ladybug Lyrics

I had a brother, yes I did
I guess you could say he was a unique kid
Everyday after school he'd be playin' outside, playin' outside
One day I saw him in the yard
And what I saw left me permanently scarred
I just couldn't believe the horror I saw, horror I saw
As the sun heated up
He pinned a ladybug down
He took his magnifying glass
I heard a hideous, gruesome sound

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It was a ladybug fryin' on the sidewalk
Listen to it sizzle while it burns in the sun
Ladybug fryin' on the sidewalk
And if that b***** was a burger then it'd be well done
Well the years went by but I never forgot
About the messed up tan that insect got
What did it do to deserve to get burned like that?
Well here's a little tip if you're a bug
Fly away from my brother 'cuz he's a thug
And if your wings start to get hot - Start runnin' with all six legs!
'Cuz when the sun heats up
The light comes shining down
You wonder 'what's that smell?'
And then you hear the sound of
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Poor little ladybug
You never it saw it comin'
One minute you were flyin' around
Ladybug - You never saw it comin'
The next thing you knew you heard the hideous sound