See, I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was...
Sing!
I have trouble with the...
Note!
It goes all around my...
Throat!
It's a terrifying...
Thing!
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was...
Higher!
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a...
Choir!"
Hey, when I begin to...
Shriek!
It's a across between I...
Squeak!
And a quiver or I...
Moan!
It's a little like a...
Croak!
Or the record player...
Broke!
What it doesn't have is...
Tone!
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...
Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't...
Sing!
I could never really...
Sing!
What I couldn't do was...
Sing!
Three blind mice...
Three blind mice...
It isn't intentional!
She's doing her best!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind
She gets depressed!
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in...
Power
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a...
Dance!
Guys are comin' in their...
Pants!
I'm a birdie on the...
Wing!
But when I begin to...
Chirp!
They say,"Who's the little...
Twerp!
Goin' 'pong' instead of...
'Ping'!"
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go...
Caroling...
It is so dishearten
ning!
It is so disquiet
ting!
It is so discourag
ging!
Darling, please stop answer
ring!
See, I really couldn't
sing!
I could never really
sing!
What I couldn't do was
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
La
La!
La
La!
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing...
SING!
SING!
I could never really sing
What I couldn't do was...
Sing!
I have trouble with the...
Note!
It goes all around my...
Throat!
It's a terrifying...
Thing!
See, I really couldn't hear
Which note was lower or was...
Higher!
Which is why I disappear
If someone says, "Let's start a...
Choir!"
Hey, when I begin to...
Shriek!
It's a across between I...
Squeak!
And a quiver or I...
Moan!
It's a little like a...
Croak!
Or the record player...
Broke!
What it doesn't have is...
Tone!
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy...
Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't...
Sing!
I could never really...
Sing!
What I couldn't do was...
Sing!
Three blind mice...
Three blind mice...
It isn't intentional!
She's doing her best!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
It really blows my mind
She gets depressed!
But what I lack in pitch
I sure make up in...
Power
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a...
Dance!
Guys are comin' in their...
Pants!
I'm a birdie on the...
Wing!
But when I begin to...
Chirp!
They say,"Who's the little...
Twerp!
Goin' 'pong' instead of...
'Ping'!"
And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go...
Caroling...
It is so dishearten
ning!
It is so disquiet
ting!
It is so discourag
ging!
Darling, please stop answer
ring!
See, I really couldn't
sing!
I could never really
sing!
What I couldn't do was
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
Do re mi fa sol la ti do
La
La!
La
La!
Sing, sing, sing
Sing, sing, sing...
SING!
SING!