Pears for Lunch Lyrics

Ate eight bananas and i thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look c*** with my top off
Spend my time watching Top Gear with my trousers down
Covered in Sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic Curry Cheese Chips

Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an Art Attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants

Wish I was a wife
I said this and I said that
And I said this I said this
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said that I said this I said that
Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look c*** with my top off

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo

Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo