Missing the exit, lovely Maria, cracking the whip
Working for hours, inventing solutions, miss you again
Building the bottom up from the middle, it still doesn't work
One if by nightmare, two if by horseshoe, three drinks away
And redcoats are coming, they're bringing DJ's, don't wanna stay
Distributing genius, the Emperor's naked, he's tan and he's thin
Either side of this wall
I'm hiding out in my usual stall
It's still way too close to call
Convertible weather, alone or together, I can picture your world
I can picture you dancing, everybody else asking for another blindfold
I'll love you forever, if that doesn't last, I'll do what I can
Dropping the needle on something familiar, it's good to be home
You want my opinion, you know I can't tell so use the cell phone
Buy an umbrella, it's wet and you'll never be lonely again
Either side of this wall
Hiding out in my usual stall
And it's still way too close to call
Either side of this wall
Hiding out in my usual stall
It's still way too close to call
Working for hours, inventing solutions, miss you again
Building the bottom up from the middle, it still doesn't work
One if by nightmare, two if by horseshoe, three drinks away
And redcoats are coming, they're bringing DJ's, don't wanna stay
Distributing genius, the Emperor's naked, he's tan and he's thin
Either side of this wall
I'm hiding out in my usual stall
It's still way too close to call
Convertible weather, alone or together, I can picture your world
I can picture you dancing, everybody else asking for another blindfold
I'll love you forever, if that doesn't last, I'll do what I can
Dropping the needle on something familiar, it's good to be home
You want my opinion, you know I can't tell so use the cell phone
Buy an umbrella, it's wet and you'll never be lonely again
Either side of this wall
Hiding out in my usual stall
And it's still way too close to call
Either side of this wall
Hiding out in my usual stall
It's still way too close to call