Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals Lyrics

A rooster says Good Morning
With a "c***-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning!
A horse's neigh is just his way
Of saying, "How are you".
A lion growls "Hello"
And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who".
May I suggest you get undressed
And show them your wazoo - Oh,
The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
f*** you, Mister Bunny.
Eat s***, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it.
Frankly, I don't care - Oh,
The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
Up yours, Mister Hippo
p*** off, Mister Fox.
Go tell a chicken, "Suck my d***" and
Give him chicken pox - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals
From birds in the treetops
To snakes in the grass - But,
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." No!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." Yes!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my s*****!"