OvertureTwenty love-sick maidens weStill brooding on their mad infatuationI cannot tell what this love may beTwenty love-sick maidens weThe soldiers of our QueenIf you want a receipt for that popular mysteryIn a doleful train two and two we walk all dayTwenty love-sick maidens weWhen I first put this uniform onAm I alone and unobserved?If You're Anxious For To ShineLong years ago - fourteen, maybePrithee, pretty maiden - pritheeThough to marry youLet the merry cymbals soundNow tell us, we pray youHeart broken at my Patience's barbarityStay, we implore you, before our hopes are blightedYour maidens hearts, ah, do steelCome, Walk Up, and Purchase With AvidityWe've Been Thrown Over, We're AwareAnd Are You Going a Ticket to Buy?Hold! Stay Your Hand!True Love Must Single-Hearted BeI Hear the Soft Note of the Echoing VoiceBut Who Is This, Whose God-Like GraceList Reginald, Whilst I Confess a LoveOn Such Eyes as Maidens CherishSad Is a Woman's Lot Who, Year by YearSilvered Is the Raven HairTurn, Oh Turn in This DirectionA Magnet Hung in a Hardware ShopLove Is a Plaintive SongSo Go to Him and Say to HimIt's Clear That the MediaevalIf Saphir I Choose to MarryWhen I Go Out of the DoorI'm a Waterloo House Young ManAfter Much Debate Internal, I on Lady Jane Decide