Teacher's Pet Lyrics

I was never that teachers pet, no
I was a radical outside the rest, you know
You never follow the f****** rules
'Cause the teachers were a bunch of fools
f*** you, if you tries to tell me what to do
f*** you, tries to tell me what to do

Then I got me a real job, yeah that's what I did
But still I was a f****** slob
Killed my boss, he told me to get a haircut, that's what he did
Then I went downtown to f*** me some old s***, she was a s***
f*** you, if you tries to tell me what to do
f*** you, if you tries to tell me what to do

You never tell me what to do
f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** you
You're never gonna tell me what to do

This a****** come up to me, tries to tell me "What you do is bad"
When I said "I don't care, you're a f****** drag"
You think you're so f****** cool
You ain't s***, you can suck my tool
f*** you, if you try to tell me what to do
f*** you, if you tries to tell me what to do