Diarrhea Blues Lyrics

Eat my diarrhea

Just...
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a s***, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my a** is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my a**
No f*****' paper
Hey baby lick my a** 'til your face turns blue

You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more
Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door
I'm back in the...with a cup
Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up

Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down
You're suckin' my a** and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my a** right on your face
I'm gonna s*** in your mouth
I'm gonna s*** in your face, your mouth
And I wanna s*** on your mother
I'm gonna s*** on you and your mother

Diarrhea
I gotta take a s***

Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy s***
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too
It's comin' out my a** all drippin' wet

It's comin' out my a** all drippin' wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my a** and eat it too
Cause diarrhea is good for you

Ya eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea

Eat my f*****' s***