See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she's hot
And after a few, you're thinkin' that you've got a shot
Well maybe you do, and maybe you don't
But if you strike out there, hoss
And start telling yourself it's her loss
Chorus:
That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
your brain cells party, and your body believes you're superman
thats just drinkin' thinkin'
And here's where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are
From this stage, and these lights
I see this stuff every night
A guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the applause
And believes he can quit his day job
Repeat Chorus
SPOKEN: you're getting better all the time
That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
Your brain cells party, and your body believes you're superman
Thats just drinkin' thinkin'
And here's where the trouble starts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Ah The bigger and badder ,smarter and better looking you think you are
SPOKEN: You better switch to coffee son
And after a few, you're thinkin' that you've got a shot
Well maybe you do, and maybe you don't
But if you strike out there, hoss
And start telling yourself it's her loss
Chorus:
That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
your brain cells party, and your body believes you're superman
thats just drinkin' thinkin'
And here's where the trouble starts
The more you drink, the better you think you are
From this stage, and these lights
I see this stuff every night
A guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight
Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing
An oldie and hears the applause
And believes he can quit his day job
Repeat Chorus
SPOKEN: you're getting better all the time
That's just drinkin' thinkin', liquor logic in a can
Your brain cells party, and your body believes you're superman
Thats just drinkin' thinkin'
And here's where the trouble starts
The more you think, the better you drink you are
Ah The bigger and badder ,smarter and better looking you think you are
SPOKEN: You better switch to coffee son