Your Money and My Good Looks Lyrics

He's not what you'd call the social type
Though he goes for a drink most every night
I do my time from nine to five
It's a life I guess 'cause I'm still alive
But lately his routine has changed
The bottom line's been rearranged
All because I said I'd pay
When she whispered in my ear this way

With your money we could take a trip
We could fly to the moon on a rocket ship
Go first class on a jet airplane
Or buy a railroad & go by train
With your money she said with a smile
I think I might just stay while
Write a chapter for the history books
With your money & my good looks
I knew something wasn't right
When I couldn't go to sleep at night
Now his heart's gone & I'll just say
So this house, the dog & the Chevrolet
When it comes to looks, here's a lesson to learn
The better the look, the bigger the burn
Take my advice or walk away
But always be the first to say
With your money we could take a trip
We could fly to the moon on a rocket ship
Go first class on a jet airplane
Or buy a railroad & go by train

With your money we'll be gone awhile
We could sail right out of here in style
Write a chapter for the history books
With your money & my good looks
Chalk one up for the history
t**led your money & my good looks