The Rodeo Song Lyrics

Well it's forty below
And I don't give a f***
Got a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f*****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you g****** goof
Y'know you p*** me off
You f****** jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his p***** in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f*****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you g****** goof
Y'know you p*** me off
You f****** jerk
Get on my nerves
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Well it's forty below
And I ain't got a truck
And I don't give a f***
'Cause I'm off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f*****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you g****** goof
Y'know you p*** me off
You f****** jerk
Get on my nerves
Well here comes Johnny
With his p***** in his hand
He's a one-ball man
And he's off to the rodeo
It's an allamande left
And allamande right
C'mon you f*****' dummy
Get your right step right
Get offstage you g****** goof
Y'know you p*** me off
You f****** jerk
Get on my nerves