Empornium
[ hentai girl whining in background ]
PC Speaker: L-O-L-O-L-O-L ... *laughs* Wait, keep it going...
PC Speaker:
LOLOLOL, b****, I came in your face.
Yeah, I know it stings like mace,
but get the f*** up out my place.
When my ballzack, is bouncin' off your b***crack,
you get a s**** attack, knock you out and steal my paper back.
I blow my load hard and fast like Godzilla,
and when it's in your face, they call me ho-killa.
My d*** is like a Nascar, it goes around,
and I picked your Mom up at the pound.
With my night vision, I take s**** in dark alleys,
and I stab pregnant b****** at pro-life rallies.
But when I can't f*** your mom, because I've got a warrant,
I head to Empornium, and grab a BitTorrent.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Coaxke:
I got the good f***** ratio,
cause they nut on the face of hoes.
Hentai OGM's on my hard drive,
nut out my b**** like honey out the beehive.
They all say I've got the super seed,
you get your s*** booted for the super greed.
Cause f*** pullin' out, ain't worth the hassle,
fellas, have fun stormin' the castle.
I got a TB of double cream pies,
twenty-five girls and only one guy.
d*** b****, what a nice surprise,
breakfast with a beej and Tequila Sunrise.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Recycle Bin: Nerf, nerf my b**** b****. Nerf that s***, there's too much nut in my b****.
Recycle Bin:
Your Mom wants to know why the net's so slow,
video Podcasts, so it's p*** to go.
Got it from Empornium, so it's nasty, no doubt,
leave you wretchin' like Tub Girl opened her mouth.
And what comes down must go back up,
cause you got it for free without j***in' in a cup. (Coaxke: Like at a s**** bank.)
So many t******, real and fake.
Onion Booty b****** with fat a**** to shake.
Crazy s*** with b****** screamin' in German,
open up they mouths to catch the s**** in.
p**** farts a lot like it ate some tacos,
blowin' out air to cool off my nachos.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Subrandom:
30 gigs down and a perfect ratio.
ATM all day on my 5.1 stereo.
Watch where you click late at night,
you'll end up with a dog, f*****' a d***.
Empornium's got my back when I need a fix,
all-site rips with millions of pics.
Leave my s*** runnin', 24-7,
bandwidth deep like p**** from heaven.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
[ hentai girl whining in background ]
PC Speaker: L-O-L-O-L-O-L ... *laughs* Wait, keep it going...
PC Speaker:
LOLOLOL, b****, I came in your face.
Yeah, I know it stings like mace,
but get the f*** up out my place.
When my ballzack, is bouncin' off your b***crack,
you get a s**** attack, knock you out and steal my paper back.
I blow my load hard and fast like Godzilla,
and when it's in your face, they call me ho-killa.
My d*** is like a Nascar, it goes around,
and I picked your Mom up at the pound.
With my night vision, I take s**** in dark alleys,
and I stab pregnant b****** at pro-life rallies.
But when I can't f*** your mom, because I've got a warrant,
I head to Empornium, and grab a BitTorrent.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Coaxke:
I got the good f***** ratio,
cause they nut on the face of hoes.
Hentai OGM's on my hard drive,
nut out my b**** like honey out the beehive.
They all say I've got the super seed,
you get your s*** booted for the super greed.
Cause f*** pullin' out, ain't worth the hassle,
fellas, have fun stormin' the castle.
I got a TB of double cream pies,
twenty-five girls and only one guy.
d*** b****, what a nice surprise,
breakfast with a beej and Tequila Sunrise.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Recycle Bin: Nerf, nerf my b**** b****. Nerf that s***, there's too much nut in my b****.
Recycle Bin:
Your Mom wants to know why the net's so slow,
video Podcasts, so it's p*** to go.
Got it from Empornium, so it's nasty, no doubt,
leave you wretchin' like Tub Girl opened her mouth.
And what comes down must go back up,
cause you got it for free without j***in' in a cup. (Coaxke: Like at a s**** bank.)
So many t******, real and fake.
Onion Booty b****** with fat a**** to shake.
Crazy s*** with b****** screamin' in German,
open up they mouths to catch the s**** in.
p**** farts a lot like it ate some tacos,
blowin' out air to cool off my nachos.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Subrandom:
30 gigs down and a perfect ratio.
ATM all day on my 5.1 stereo.
Watch where you click late at night,
you'll end up with a dog, f*****' a d***.
Empornium's got my back when I need a fix,
all-site rips with millions of pics.
Leave my s*** runnin', 24-7,
bandwidth deep like p**** from heaven.
Motherboard:
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.
Come to the Empornium.