"And now for something completely different"
Verse 1 (Trials)
Hey!, f*** you we crush crews the oar way
I'm, Sicker then using period blood for war paint
Fans rush the stage, Then half these ladies
Got f*****, Got dressed, And left with b****** babies
These days, I never chase women.
'cause thats like playing rock paper sisscors, Limbless.
No use, And thats an easy mistake.
I treat a rapper like a habbit, Both easy to break.
I say, take one look, Your dealing with a heavy weight
Suffas got a bed, But i gotta b**** in every state.
Strap the latex, I'm the pin p**** between safe s**
And having to take and aids test.
I can say C-dub is holding them back.
The only thing holding them back is being overly whack
Hey!, Messing with the oars of funk
You get get crushed like you gave big pun the top bunk
(Chorus)
So shut the f*** up, Funkoars pound the stage untill the floor breaks
So get the f*** out, We drink the rum until its out the bail
So what the f**** up, To my crew in the front
row, We aint never gunna fall off
f*** no!, f*** no!, f*** no! f*** no! f*** no! f*** that!
(Verse 2 - Sesta)
I'm comming in anononomously,
Get off the top and their leaving with their novelty
Honestly, Go no property
Thats a problem for someone dumb enough Watch ya company
f****** me Dont mean loving me, f*** it!
I dont want no bun in the oven so face f*** em
Say she love it, But she makes her way to the bucket
chuck it, I'm not the greatest or something
But shes on her f****** knees like she's praying or something.
Ain't in the door, rushing gatecrashing the poor
Nothing but oars and their mates and they may take it all
Praise the lord, For the drunks and the town drunks
With the town s***, Doing the in and out when they found us
Or see me kicking it drinking with village idiots
Screaming their innocent while spewing up bile into em.
Or getting violent and swinging nine irons
At bystanders and fans at random
I'm the man so
Chorus
(Verse 3 - Honz)
Check it out, Now i'mma tell you what the oars about
We About to milk this scene dry and take the
carcass to the slaughter house
s*** you ain't thought about the crew cats talk about
On stage in your city until the mic cords start shorting out
Turn the heat up, Semi x turn the beat up
Flux fresh on the scratch like a car thats just been keyed up
And you need more then luck if your ripping honz
The punchlines i deliver hit harder then whitney was.
Work a s***** job, 5 days and 50 bob
And after debt collectors i got just enough to get written off
My crew the dirtiest funkoars you heard of us
Second album down, By now you know our purpose is
To take this scene over, Who the f**** going to stop us
When half the cats that enter battles
these days are f****** softcocks
We get you open like a fresh beer.
So ahead of our time, We the number one crew of next year
Chorus
Verse 1 (Trials)
Hey!, f*** you we crush crews the oar way
I'm, Sicker then using period blood for war paint
Fans rush the stage, Then half these ladies
Got f*****, Got dressed, And left with b****** babies
These days, I never chase women.
'cause thats like playing rock paper sisscors, Limbless.
No use, And thats an easy mistake.
I treat a rapper like a habbit, Both easy to break.
I say, take one look, Your dealing with a heavy weight
Suffas got a bed, But i gotta b**** in every state.
Strap the latex, I'm the pin p**** between safe s**
And having to take and aids test.
I can say C-dub is holding them back.
The only thing holding them back is being overly whack
Hey!, Messing with the oars of funk
You get get crushed like you gave big pun the top bunk
(Chorus)
So shut the f*** up, Funkoars pound the stage untill the floor breaks
So get the f*** out, We drink the rum until its out the bail
So what the f**** up, To my crew in the front
row, We aint never gunna fall off
f*** no!, f*** no!, f*** no! f*** no! f*** no! f*** that!
(Verse 2 - Sesta)
I'm comming in anononomously,
Get off the top and their leaving with their novelty
Honestly, Go no property
Thats a problem for someone dumb enough Watch ya company
f****** me Dont mean loving me, f*** it!
I dont want no bun in the oven so face f*** em
Say she love it, But she makes her way to the bucket
chuck it, I'm not the greatest or something
But shes on her f****** knees like she's praying or something.
Ain't in the door, rushing gatecrashing the poor
Nothing but oars and their mates and they may take it all
Praise the lord, For the drunks and the town drunks
With the town s***, Doing the in and out when they found us
Or see me kicking it drinking with village idiots
Screaming their innocent while spewing up bile into em.
Or getting violent and swinging nine irons
At bystanders and fans at random
I'm the man so
Chorus
(Verse 3 - Honz)
Check it out, Now i'mma tell you what the oars about
We About to milk this scene dry and take the
carcass to the slaughter house
s*** you ain't thought about the crew cats talk about
On stage in your city until the mic cords start shorting out
Turn the heat up, Semi x turn the beat up
Flux fresh on the scratch like a car thats just been keyed up
And you need more then luck if your ripping honz
The punchlines i deliver hit harder then whitney was.
Work a s***** job, 5 days and 50 bob
And after debt collectors i got just enough to get written off
My crew the dirtiest funkoars you heard of us
Second album down, By now you know our purpose is
To take this scene over, Who the f**** going to stop us
When half the cats that enter battles
these days are f****** softcocks
We get you open like a fresh beer.
So ahead of our time, We the number one crew of next year
Chorus