I caught Spider-Man jerkin' off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
b**** f***** the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold f***** her sheep
Keep eatin' that p****
f*** the ??
Best f***** a b****
Bullwinkle's kinda moosy
Triple X, hardcore
n**** f***** a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin' with the p****
Hairy just like the werewolf
Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Rolled in impala
Hittin' off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the b******
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, f*** the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world)
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin' on tables
Joker's got a lap dance
From Charlie's Angels
It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin' on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin' men jealous
Like d*** Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin' succotash)
Cuz Snow White's gonna be f*****' all night
Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror
He-Man's f*****' with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
b**** f***** the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold f***** her sheep
Keep eatin' that p****
f*** the ??
Best f***** a b****
Bullwinkle's kinda moosy
Triple X, hardcore
n**** f***** a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta pick a sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin' with the p****
Hairy just like the werewolf
Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Rolled in impala
Hittin' off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the b******
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, f*** the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world)
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin' on tables
Joker's got a lap dance
From Charlie's Angels
It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin' on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes that ho they call
Cinderella
Makin' men jealous
Like d*** Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin' succotash)
Cuz Snow White's gonna be f*****' all night
Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror
He-Man's f*****' with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?