Football, baseball and racketball too
You should worry ?bout the b**** that I?m crushing on you
I?m a sports fan, I?m above the law
And my mission in life: Dr Martens versus your jaw
Travel around the world in my "passion" for the ball
Making sure it looks like I got no brain at all
But that?s not true ?cos I can count to four
And I?m b******? with a baseball bat in my private war
Taste my fist, smell my wrist
Spit your teeth out, taste my fist
When it comes to starting riots: I am your man!
There?s nothing I wouldn?t do as a hooligan
I?m a lobotomized I don?t have to think
A Molotov c***tail is my kind of drink
Taste my fist, smell my wrist
Spit your teeth out, taste my fist
You should worry ?bout the b**** that I?m crushing on you
I?m a sports fan, I?m above the law
And my mission in life: Dr Martens versus your jaw
Travel around the world in my "passion" for the ball
Making sure it looks like I got no brain at all
But that?s not true ?cos I can count to four
And I?m b******? with a baseball bat in my private war
Taste my fist, smell my wrist
Spit your teeth out, taste my fist
When it comes to starting riots: I am your man!
There?s nothing I wouldn?t do as a hooligan
I?m a lobotomized I don?t have to think
A Molotov c***tail is my kind of drink
Taste my fist, smell my wrist
Spit your teeth out, taste my fist