I know a guy named w****, w**** goes with Tilly
Tilly goes with Milly, What a ball
"This is not dirty. It's the way I say it."
I know a guy named Joey
Joey goes with Moey
Moey goes with Jamie
And Jamie goes with Sadie
And Sadie goes with Abie
And Abie goes with Davy
And Davy goes with Howard
And Howard goes with Charlotte
And Charlotte goes with Shirley
And Shirley goes with Pearly
And Pearly goes with Yetta
What a drag, what a drag
I'm not mad at you. don't be mad at me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy it should happen already
I know a guy named Saulie
Saulie gos with Molly, Molly goes with Charlie
And Charlie goes with Ollie and Ollie goes with Eddie
And Eddie goes with Teddy and Teddy goes with Freddy
And Freddy goes with Jackie and Jackie goes with Blackie
And Blackie goes with Irving and Irving goes with Seymour
And Seymour goes with Sydney
And Sydney goes with Melvin and Melvin goes with Marvin
And Marvin goes with Terry and Terry goes with Jerry
And Jerry goes with Shloimie
And Shloimie goes with Moishey
And Moishey goes with Vito and Vito goes with Guido
And Guido goes with Sammy
And Sammy goes with Manny and Manny goes with Jamie
What a drag, what a drag
I'm not mad at you, don't be mad at me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy it should happen already
I know a guy named Harold
Harold goes with Sara, Sara goes with Irving
And Irving goes with Marty and Marty goes with Vivy
And Vivy goes with Cuddles and Cuddles goes with Suzy
And Suzy goes with Sammy
And Sammy goes with Tiny
And Tiny goes with Jimmy
And Jimmy goes with Timmy
And Timmy goes with Johnny
And Johnny goes with Donny
And Donny goes with Alani
Al-o-a-oi, Aloa
I know a girl named Shirley
Shirley goes with Helen
And Helen goes with Janie
And Janie goes with Mamie
And Mamie goes with Angelo
And Angelo goes with Robin
And Robin goes with Jamie
And Jamie goes with Seymour
And Seymour goes with Georgie
And Georgie goes with Orgy
I'm not mad at you, don't be mad of me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy
He likes to shake rattle and roll
Shake shake rattle and roll...
And roll and roll and rock
Rock and rock and rock
Rock Elvis Presley around the block cuz
I know a guy, well alright okay
Well right I'm in love with you well alright
Joe Williams every day ever day
I know a gal that lives up on the hill
I know a gal that lives up on the hill
She has three French poodles and they never sit still
Well alright, well alright
Cuz I know a guy, I know a guy
I know a guy his name is w****
Tilly goes with Milly, What a ball
"This is not dirty. It's the way I say it."
I know a guy named Joey
Joey goes with Moey
Moey goes with Jamie
And Jamie goes with Sadie
And Sadie goes with Abie
And Abie goes with Davy
And Davy goes with Howard
And Howard goes with Charlotte
And Charlotte goes with Shirley
And Shirley goes with Pearly
And Pearly goes with Yetta
What a drag, what a drag
I'm not mad at you. don't be mad at me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy it should happen already
I know a guy named Saulie
Saulie gos with Molly, Molly goes with Charlie
And Charlie goes with Ollie and Ollie goes with Eddie
And Eddie goes with Teddy and Teddy goes with Freddy
And Freddy goes with Jackie and Jackie goes with Blackie
And Blackie goes with Irving and Irving goes with Seymour
And Seymour goes with Sydney
And Sydney goes with Melvin and Melvin goes with Marvin
And Marvin goes with Terry and Terry goes with Jerry
And Jerry goes with Shloimie
And Shloimie goes with Moishey
And Moishey goes with Vito and Vito goes with Guido
And Guido goes with Sammy
And Sammy goes with Manny and Manny goes with Jamie
What a drag, what a drag
I'm not mad at you, don't be mad at me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy it should happen already
I know a guy named Harold
Harold goes with Sara, Sara goes with Irving
And Irving goes with Marty and Marty goes with Vivy
And Vivy goes with Cuddles and Cuddles goes with Suzy
And Suzy goes with Sammy
And Sammy goes with Tiny
And Tiny goes with Jimmy
And Jimmy goes with Timmy
And Timmy goes with Johnny
And Johnny goes with Donny
And Donny goes with Alani
Al-o-a-oi, Aloa
I know a girl named Shirley
Shirley goes with Helen
And Helen goes with Janie
And Janie goes with Mamie
And Mamie goes with Angelo
And Angelo goes with Robin
And Robin goes with Jamie
And Jamie goes with Seymour
And Seymour goes with Georgie
And Georgie goes with Orgy
I'm not mad at you, don't be mad of me
I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad
I'm too hip to get mad...
Cuz I know a guy
He likes to shake rattle and roll
Shake shake rattle and roll...
And roll and roll and rock
Rock and rock and rock
Rock Elvis Presley around the block cuz
I know a guy, well alright okay
Well right I'm in love with you well alright
Joe Williams every day ever day
I know a gal that lives up on the hill
I know a gal that lives up on the hill
She has three French poodles and they never sit still
Well alright, well alright
Cuz I know a guy, I know a guy
I know a guy his name is w****