Money Back Guarantee Lyrics

Well...........
sat down in fornt of my TV set
Some man said this is what you get
For a dollar a week and a dollar down
you can drive this car anywhere in this town
you can take in on the highway check the tires
leave it in the driveway check out the wires
if that ain't just what heart desires
tell you what I'm gonna do

Take it on a ten day trial
and you don't like what you see
just bring it on back in awhile
get your money back guarantee

whooa took me walk and I heard some racket
here was some dude he was fiddlin some gaget
my new invention will do your chours
take out your garbage wax yopur floors
just plug it in the wall it's completely automatic
hang it the hall or you can hide it in the attic
don't want no friction don't need no static
heres what I'm gonna do!
Take it on a ten day trial
and you don't like what you see
just bring it on back in awhile
get your money back guarantee
It's hard to believe this is my love song
I only hope I didn't take to long
but this heres the point I've been workin up too
true fine mamma I do love you
If you open up heart I think you'll find
I'll treat you good, and I'll treat you kind
If lovin me what you had in mind
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do

Take it on a ten day trial
and you don't like what you see
just bring it on back in awhile
and you don't like what you see
get your money back guarantee