I'm a Weed Plant Lyrics

I'm a weed plant
A leafy, green plant called cannabis
I'm smuggled in by car or bus
You can wear me for clothes, or you can smoke me up
In cannabis we trust
Release your endorphins with THC
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity
To get you in touch with weed
In touch with weed

I'm a weed plant
A little, stinky, smelly, skunky bud
And you'll be blastin' baby like Elmer Fudd
You may not be greenback, US currency
Come along and fly high with me

Release your endorphins with THC
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity
To get you in touch with weed
In touch with weed
I'm a weed plant
And when you say 420 you'll think of me
It's sort of illegal but not in reality
The president is a padre of c**e
Ganja warriors take a toke of me

Release your endorphins with THC
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity
To get you in touch with weed
In touch with weed

You can roll me in some papers - Yes you can
You can smoke me in a blunt - Yes you can
Or a pipe's just right - Yes you can
Or maybe just a can - Yes you can
Or you can smoke me real legal like like in Amsterdam - Yes you can
You can grow me in your closet - Yes you can
Linguini pesto shrimp alfredo mayonnaise marijuana sauce
Release your endorphins with THC
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity
To get you in touch with weed
In touch with weed

Release your endorphins with THC
Two fresh leaves and humanity in unity
To get you in touch with weed
In touch with weed