Moodring band
Works if you believe
Nothing to count on
Got lost again
And the strings ain't got any jokes to tell
And the singer ain't got the b**** to sell
Fake Canadian band
(Benny?) does what it can
Moodring band
Leave (the?) stage and ignore you
(? hates) me and I hate you
My body never excites you
But if you give me love
I'll forgive you
Moodring band
Everybody's got one
Fortune cookie band
My p**** pokes p****
Works if you believe
Nothing to count on
Got lost again
And the strings ain't got any jokes to tell
And the singer ain't got the b**** to sell
Fake Canadian band
(Benny?) does what it can
Moodring band
Leave (the?) stage and ignore you
(? hates) me and I hate you
My body never excites you
But if you give me love
I'll forgive you
Moodring band
Everybody's got one
Fortune cookie band
My p**** pokes p****