No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
It's Santa AND it's samurai
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As you'll soon understand
And we're not going home this year for
Christmas in Japan
The Japanese know like they do back home
Of the profits to be had
Christmas trees are seen well before Halloween at
Christmas in Japan
The 24th is the day for fun and play
For those who book their plans
And you know by the yells from the love hotels
That it's Christmas in Japan
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
That snowman's made of mochi rice
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And Emily's in a Santa hat
Christmas in Japan
I won't be home for Christmas
I lost my job and the money to fly
It was considered rude when I spewed my food
On the boss at the bonenkai
The Christmas number 1 this year
Is the same as the last ten
I will kill myself if I hear
George Micheal sing that song again....
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
That Christmas tree's made of sushi!
Christmas in Japan.
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
They're called Christmas lights, not illumination
Christmas in Japan
It ain't right that the stereotype
Always gets laid on me man
Cause they would die with no Kentucky Fry
at Christmas in Japan
Christmas day is a busy day
for that day we should work
but the real party is the Emperor's birthday
on the 23rd
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
I hear Rudolph summers at a temple near Nara
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And no one even notices
Christmas in Pakistan...
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
Who needs egg nog, I got hot sake
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And we're not going home this year for
Christmas in Japan
In any other land
It's Santa AND it's samurai
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As you'll soon understand
And we're not going home this year for
Christmas in Japan
The Japanese know like they do back home
Of the profits to be had
Christmas trees are seen well before Halloween at
Christmas in Japan
The 24th is the day for fun and play
For those who book their plans
And you know by the yells from the love hotels
That it's Christmas in Japan
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
That snowman's made of mochi rice
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And Emily's in a Santa hat
Christmas in Japan
I won't be home for Christmas
I lost my job and the money to fly
It was considered rude when I spewed my food
On the boss at the bonenkai
The Christmas number 1 this year
Is the same as the last ten
I will kill myself if I hear
George Micheal sing that song again....
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
That Christmas tree's made of sushi!
Christmas in Japan.
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
They're called Christmas lights, not illumination
Christmas in Japan
It ain't right that the stereotype
Always gets laid on me man
Cause they would die with no Kentucky Fry
at Christmas in Japan
Christmas day is a busy day
for that day we should work
but the real party is the Emperor's birthday
on the 23rd
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
I hear Rudolph summers at a temple near Nara
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And no one even notices
Christmas in Pakistan...
No Christmas cheer like we've got here
In any other land
Who needs egg nog, I got hot sake
Christmas in Japan
Turkey tastes great with Christmas cake
As we all understand
And we're not going home this year for
Christmas in Japan