Well I would like to brush my teeth with you
Do all the things that you want me to do
Having you for breakfast, coffee too
And let time pass
I"m just your pain in the a**
Giving you a call
While I"ve got nothing to say at all
Telling you the news
And all the things you already knew
Single bed for two
Imagine what we could do
That"s me in the corner
Quoting your favourite band
Losing my ambition to use my hand
In the place where you live is where you'd rather stand
You let time pass
I"m still your pain in the a** (Yep!)
I will do for you
Anything you want me to
I will be your clown
When you want to smack me down
Would you share my name
And join the hall of shame
We could marry too
If it"s alright with you
Would you share my name
And join the hall of shame
Do all the things that you want me to do
Having you for breakfast, coffee too
And let time pass
I"m just your pain in the a**
Giving you a call
While I"ve got nothing to say at all
Telling you the news
And all the things you already knew
Single bed for two
Imagine what we could do
That"s me in the corner
Quoting your favourite band
Losing my ambition to use my hand
In the place where you live is where you'd rather stand
You let time pass
I"m still your pain in the a** (Yep!)
I will do for you
Anything you want me to
I will be your clown
When you want to smack me down
Would you share my name
And join the hall of shame
We could marry too
If it"s alright with you
Would you share my name
And join the hall of shame