Learning Deutsch Lyrics

Of course you know der Kindergarten,
And you may have heard of Blitzkrieg,
Perhaps you're a Besatzungskind,
And Mami's kleiner Liebling.
Kohl is some kind of vegetable
Where Sauerkraut is made of.
Der Kanzler don't like to learn English,
So here is Lesson One:

Learnig Deutsch
Is so terrible.
Learnig Deutsch,
Es ist hart.
Ach, wenn der tongue is breakin',
You've got perfect p***ounciation,
So turn it all around and start to talk.
Learning Deutsch.
You brought us der Chewing Gum, democracy and Pershing
We brought you der Daimler Benz and the idea of Endsieg.
Now while you're so close to the edge,
Please answer my urgent call.
Wir küssen uns, wir küssen uns, als wär's das letzte Mal.
Learning Deutsch!
Say Motorherz!
Say Stahlbanane!
Jajaja!
Neinneinnein!
Dankeschön!