Vampyre Trousers Lyrics

I am not an anorak, i am not a maniac
you cannot comprehend, we are children of the night
gothic b***** vampire kiss, van helsing my nemesis
my quest to meet the master, count draculer
vampyre trousers

blood, wolves, moonlight
my black hearts desire

blessed be! I have arrived
howling stars were my guide
blessed be! I have nothing left
but a searing pain in my mind

blessed be! I am here
sunlight is what we fear
blessed be! i will wait for night
when the vampires will appear
I
of carpathian blud
inbred, bloodshed, a family trait
the forest it whispers my name
brian.....
brian.....
and then there was nothing
I am lycanthropian, i am of wolf and man
whittlesea devoid of gore, i kneel screaming by the shore
arms raised my wrists they bleed, why have you forsaken me?
a voice whispers in my ear "i like you trousers by the way"

vampyre trousers

blood, wolves, moonlight
my black hearts desire