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The Logic of Crocodiles Lyrics

I am a very important person.
I've acquired a genetically altered handshake
capable of speeds up to 30 miles an hour.
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape
surveillance operators our company can afford.
I have a very expensive pen.
I use big words quite often in substitution
for semantically equivalent words.
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor
and my strong stock portfolio.
Though it may not appear so,
I am quite comfortable in my surroundings.
I have everything, let me show you around.
Smile you f*****, it's not often you get this chance.
Love is just an exchange of corporate documents.
I've reviewed your rapport
and I feel you're a prospect for mechanical salvation.
This is a joint venture
that will be mutually advantageous to both parties involved.
Technically this is just a business merger.
A consolidation of liquid a**ets.
We are respectively geared towards customer service.
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship
If you're willing, I am sure we could synchronize agendas.
Swift, and efficient satisfaction.
Through innovative planning,
We could form a strong strategic partnership
capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed
at the next goals a****sment meeting.
Promotion possibility and additional benefits
are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline.
Raises are granted based on performance.
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