Dang, Fetch, Oh My Heck Lyrics

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.
If ya cut off me off drivin', spill your c**e upon my shoes,
There's just no tellin' what my mouth might say.
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your ears curl,
In my religiously edited way.

If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated tone,
So as to not offend the man upstairs. That's when I say..

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.
Dos años yo viví en Suramerica sirviendo El Señor en Guayaquil en Ecuador Comiendo platanos, guineos, verdes y maduros.
¡No me aguanta comer mas, no, por favor!
Y no querian escuchar el buen mensaje que trajemos nos echaron en la calle y nos pusimos
Bien enojados con la gente, con arroz, con los mosquitos, ya, y estas son las cosas que dijimos:

oh, my heck
If ya cut off me off drivin', spill your c**e upon my shoes,
I'll break out a string of non-profanities to make your ears curl,

If my football team is losing, if a brick falls on my head,
If you go, "BOO!" and you catch me unawares,
My reaction will display a certain G-rated
man upstairs.

Dang, fetch, oh, my heck,
What the holy scrud?
H-E- Double hockey sticks,
That's frickin', flippin' crud.